BRITTANY:

K. Let me start off by saying Hawtness is a curse. Well, actually, let me start off by distinguishing “Hawt” from “Hot”. The typical word people use is “Hot”, and “hot” basically means that a girl is prettier than average, and, as a result, she is respected and worshiped for her look. “HAWT” is like “hot” if you multiplied it by a million; the term was coined by celebrity blogger Perez Hilton and it represents a level of hotness that is immeasurable (hence the term “hawt”). The only living person other than me that has true Hawtness is my bitch, Emmy Rossum. Emmy is HAWT. She knows it. Accepts it. Lives with it.

But being super-hawt is not easy, bitches. It’s difficult. Like you know when someone has a terrible ailment that everyone can’t stop staring at? It’s like that, but only tougher. Imagine going out to the mall and literally stopping people in their tracks. That’s what I live with and it’s embarrassing. It’s like when I sit down at the food court to have Pinkberry, and within seconds I am swarmed by guys that want to talk to me. Sometimes I’m scared by it, but I have to live with it.

Super-Hawt people have no life; we are victims of our amazing genes.

When I was a tween, I never understood my hawtness and the effect it had on people. I never understood why other girls were mean to me, and why guys were always trying to talk to me. I used to sit home and cry at night because of the confusion. I didn’t want to be different but I was…my eyes were enchanting, my skin was flawless, my lips were full, and smile offered light to lightless places. Once I accepted my super-hawt status and learned how to use it, my life became much more tolerable.

But my goal was to never bask in my own hawtness. I wanted other girls to unleash their inner hawtness and feel the same sort of way I do when I go to the mall. And that’s why my BFF Cooper and I started Brittany&Cooper. Through our company, we are trying, in our own small way, to pass on the hawtness to the world. We want every girl in America to feel good about herself, be popular, and score guys. And we hope our jewelry (and prom accessories) will help them do that.

Peace,
B.